The storyline... ( from
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Princess Butterfinger sighed as she looked out the tower window, the princess was a distressed young lady. She was betrothed to Prince of the House of Florid. Now you would think becoming a princess of Florid and being betrothed to the young and handsome Prince Pumpernickel of Florid would be enough to satisfy any young lady. However Butterfinger had a bit of a problem, she didn’t love him, heck she didn’t even like the guy, her one ad only love was a stable boy named Western. Oh poor Western, she sighed again.
The door slammed open, Prince Pumpernickel stormed in the room, “There you see, it is the eve of your wedding, I sent my five fastest ships to the far ends of the ocean, Western cannot be found”
“Five? You said you would send one to my homeland! I can count Prince, you only have five ships in your fleet!”
“Well” he stammered, “yes I did. I meant I sent four ships to the four corners of the ocean, and one to Gilder, that makes five.”
The Princess was red with rage “You never sent your ships prince, I can see it in your face. I would rather die than marry you. Now get out and see me no more!”
“Die my princess? DIE!” Anger flashed in the princes eyes as he started to draw his dagger…. “THAT…CAN…BE…” with a visible sigh he calmed down “arranged...
"But let us not become hastily here princess. You will marry me in the morning, that is set in stone” The prince spun on his heel and marched out of the room slamming the door.
Standing outside was his chief of security and best friend, Count Rugrat. As Pumpernickel waked down the stairs Rugrat followed.
“You know your highness, she will never break, she is too proud”
“I know count, I know, all that matters is her being at the wedding. The gag will be covered by the veil."
The prince stopped, clapped his hands, and turned to face Rugrat. "How of the young princesses heartthrob? I hope he is doing well in the pit of despair?”
“No your highness, thats why I came to you, he seems to have escaped. But there are signs and we are hopeful of a quick capture”
“ESCAPED! Why did you not tell me this?”
“Well as soon as I was told I came here to report” Rugrat stammered, “We had hoped for a quick and painful end to the whole episode. Western was ‘mostly dead’ by the time he escaped so we thought he could not go far.”
“Call out the goon squad, empty the thieves’ forest, I want him captured and killed immediately”
“Why yes sire, it will be done” Rugrat spluttered as he ran off.
The princess overheard it all. Throwing herself on the silken bed she sobbed, “Western, oh Western, in The Pit of Despair…If only you hadn’t been captured by The Frightful Pirate Roger, we would be together tonight”
Ten miles away…..
Indigo Montoia, huffed and puffed as he hacked his way through the fire swamp. Behind him Fizzy the Giant carried Western as easy as one would carry a small bag of rice. Indigo glanced at the cabin of Miracle Marvin's Medical Sanatorium. They had rescued young Western from the pit of despair, but he was almost dead. Miracle Max had given Western a cure, but it would take some time for it to start.
“We head South to the Bellows Beach. There is a bar there that The Frightful Pirate Roger owns called Slims Throat Emporium. He is always looking for crewmen. We can work our way back home.” Fizzy grunted and continued on. Several times small pops of fire blooped ahead, Indigo stopped and let the fire die away. “Unless you have another idea Fizzy”
“Why yes, I have an idea that could lead to success”
Indigo stopped, “What is it?”
“Well when Western and I fought on the Cliffs of Insanity he spoke of true love, should we not help find this that he speaks of?”
Indigo turned, “And where would we find this, true love? And stop rhyming please.”
“I cannot help it, not one little bit”
Indigo growled under his breath… “Where is this true love?
Fizzy pointed to Florid, “Yon castle it is, the taking of it is the quiz.”
Indigo sheathed his sword and sat on a nearby rock reflecting, “I have always wanted to storm a castle”
Suddenly Western woke up, “What did I miss, why can’t I move, and who is this giant I am hanging off of?”
Indigo jumped up, smiled and said “There is too much to discuss so I will get to the point. The three of us are going to storm the castle and retrieve your true love”
Western, still hung over Fizzys back unable to move replied, “Well, we will need a crew. Perhaps you have heard of my nom de guerre…. The Frightful Pirate Roger?”
Join us as Island Paintball and Team Lockdown again join up again as OahuScenarios to present Hawaii’s second annual 24 hour format scenario game, A Royal Wedding!
Either play as one of the Goon Squad from Florid or on the side of “The Frightful Pirate Roger” will Miracle Marvin provide another coconut flavored morsel to cure things, will Indigo take revenge on a four fingered man. Can Western save Butterfinger before she enters into “ma-wage?”
Only you will find out as only you will write the ending to this story.
To miss this game will be………
INCONCEIVABLE.
